I'm trying to be positive during a dark week. Literally dark at 4:30 and our Alouettes are out for the season too. Not the winter tire change up week vibe I was wishing for. Old tires and the Big O have enough in common. Ok just one. Useless under most conditions. Many sentimental miles put on, but garbage no matter how much Armor All is used.
I have some thoughts on why we should not return to the east end abyss, even for one game, and stay where Alouettes football truly belongs, on the mountain.
I haven't been back to the Big O since our loss at the Grey Cup in 08' until last Sunday. Thought I'd stop my non-sense mentality, “If I'm not there, were sure to win”. I should be banned from the cement tomb cause my mojo, is a no flow, at the Big O.
Instead of staying at the Four Seasons we booked a room at the No Tell Motel. You know the one. The tacky heart shaped jacuzzi, the bolted down remote control along with the coin slot to make the bed rearrange your spine. Ahh good times till the day after.
So here we go.....
The promos over the speakers were insane. I'm usually all in with noise, but wow, “Why are they yelling at me”. I feel like I took an audio bullying from the bouncing sound. When a classic James Brown tune is as appealing as bagpipes when hungover, we got problems. I usually stick around for the halftime show but the thought of hearing The Sam Roberts band playing in an acoustic toilet makes me wanna puke. There was no way that place was going to ruin a really good band for me.
Aside from the loyal fans, it has no personality. I'm sure it was fun for some to relive old memories of the Expos, Alouettes and rock shows but let's not mix a bad aftertaste with something special. Kinda like mixing raisins in with chocolate chip cookies.
If that makes sense.If there is one thing I know best at ball games, it's the suds. $7 draft beer served in an medium sized dixie cup. C'mon, Should have kept with the tall boy beers for $9.
The view and vibe isn't comparable. The only thing from keeping that place from looking completely hideous are the cheerleaders. When a big black curtain is the best option to give the place the illusion of .... who knows what. I'm not sure what the scent of despair is, but the Big O has managed to captured it and put a big lid on it.
If the parking is slightly better,only just, from what I'm told, why trek all the way out there?
Something I heard from a die hard fan was “I don't mind it for one game”. I've heard the same fan say “I love games on the mountain” Huge difference.
Slamming those old seats relentlessly in the name of defence was the one thing I truly loved about the place. It was one helluva' game. Probably the most exciting of the season but...... I hate that damn stadium. Perhaps a poll would be in order.
Vote 1: Yes I enjoyed the Big O experience and we should return for another playoff game.
2: No. On the mountain is where the Alouettes belong for every game.
Peace out
Le Chugg.



